Showing posts with label 3 the hardway. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 3 the hardway. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

FREE DOWNLOAD: THE CASA BONITA EDITION...

(Due to technical difficulties you have to DOUBLE CLICK ON THE ALBUM COVERS to make them full size in a new screen)

DOWNLOAD SONGS OF THE COLORADO RAP REPORT VOL.3 FOR FREE!!

Brand new 18 track compilation of nothing but Colorado Hip-Hop Music.


















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Deca "Movement"

TRACKLIST

1. 3 The Hardway ft. Rakaa Iriscience "Truth"


2. B Blacc "Clap"


3. Concept Oner "Got What You Need"


4. Deca "White China"

5. Deca "Movement"


6. Diamond Boiz "The Vista (I Got Mine)"


7. Dyalekt ft. Lil Ceej "Polish My Wings"

8. Es Nine "For Granted"


9. Es Nine "Carnival Ride"

10. Infinite Mindz ft. Nation "Money"


11. Innerstate Ike "Colorado Rockies Hat"


12. Karma & F.O.E. "Perfect Timing"


13. Karma & F.O.E. "Tic Toc"


14. Mr. J Medeiros "Holding On"

15. Sid Fly "Twistin Up"


16. Sunkenstate & Naeem Oba ft. Goodknight "Keep It"


17. Sunkenstate "Defeciency"


18. The Main Course ft. Joulz IL "Be Easy"


19. The Reminders "Outside My Window"


20. Xperiment & DJ Idull ft. Bionik Brown "The DJ in 2023"


21. Whygee & Sunkenstate ft. Gyp Da Hipp "Druggernaut"


22. Whygee & Sunkenstate ft. Naeem Oba, Charley Brand, Kid Hum "In A Rut"

DOWNLOAD SONGS OF THE COLORADO RAP REPORT VOL.3 FOR FREE!!!


















Bonus:



Mr. J Medeiros "Holding On"



Concept Oner "Got What You Need"

Saturday, September 12, 2009

VIDEO: 03 THE HARDWAY "TRUTH"

Its finally here. And its lovely.

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Shout out to A.V.I.U.S , Es-Nine, & Cysko! Video of the day On Smash!

Monday, August 17, 2009

TICKET GIVEAWAY























Even more Ticket Giveaways!!! We are hitting you with a double header this Monday Morning!!!

The 1st 2 pairs are for SWEATSHOP UNION at THE MARQUIS THEATER, on WEDNESDAY AUGUST 29th.

Make sure you get these tickets because 3 THE HARDWAY will be performing, as well as AIR DUBAI!!!

All you gotta do to get these tickets is send an Email to RIkki@sodajerkpresents.com , with SWEATSHOP UNION TICKET GIVEAWAY in the Subject Line, and your FULL NAME, PHONE NUMBER, and EMAIL ADRESS in the Body.

FIRST TWO PEOPLE TO SEND OUT THEIR EMAILS EACH GET A PAIR OF TICKETS!!!

GO!!!
























Oh and in case you didn't know, Jedi Mind Tricks are coming to town. Tickets are almost sold out so if you a fan make sure you go and get yours.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

VIDEO: SNEAK PEAK OF NEW 3 THE HARDWAY VIDEO

Eric Heights just released a little preview, of the video he directed with 3 The Hardway and Rakaa Iriscience of Dilated Peoples.

Press Play.

TRUTH - 3 the Hard Way feat. Rakaa Iriscience (Sneak Peek) from Eric Heights on Vimeo.



Damn, Can't wait to see the whole thing!!!

Monday, June 15, 2009

ES NINE "LIGHT OF DAY"

This, is the brand new instrumental LP from Colorado producer Es Nine (Crunk Bros, 3 The Hardway). And its available for FREE DOWNLOAD.

DOWNLOAD ES NINE's "LIGHT OF DAY" FOR FREE!!!





















Man, we have been waiting for this for awhile, and it kind of snuck up on us.

Expect this to gain some momentum quickly, as it joins "Set in Stone" on its way to the pinnacle of LP releases from this waning decade.

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Es Nine "Pete's Crusade"

On this album Es Nine is effortlessly dope, infusing swagger into everything from the Colorado/California vibed Cover Art, to the interludes, and cuts and scratches that are peppered throughout this gem.

Make sure you check this out.

BONUS:



Es Nine "Carnival Ride"




Es Nine "For Granted"

Monday, June 8, 2009

3 The Hardway - Class Is In Session


Here is a 3 The Hardway interview originally conducted mid-April 2009 which in part, ran in The Metropolitan. This is the interview in its entirety. Enjoy.

-Lumbajack


LU: Tell me a bit about “Set In Stone”.


Es Nine: The album took just under a year and a half to complete. But it was basically all of our hard work and dedication to music put into one basket. We wanted to prove that we belong in the scene, not only on a local level but on a national spectrum as well. We wanted to bring back that classic sound of heavy drums, dope samples, excellent cuts, and meaningful lyrics. We wanted this album to be “Set In Stone” with some of the classic albums we grew up bumping. Since the album was released, "Set In Stone" was chosen as the “Hip Hop Album Of The Year” by Westword, and 3 The Hardway was selected to perform the “Bands You Need To Know” presented by 101.5 FM and Soda Jerk Presents.


Cysko Rockwell: This album has been in the works since the naming of the group. The reason the wait took so long is because of personal issues and also me breaking equipment, so the cuts took a little longer than expected. The album is being received very well and it is of no surprise to me. I knew Es-Nine and A.V.I.U.S. would do their part and hopefully I did mine.


LU: For those who don’t know yet, describe your sound and the vibe of the record.


A.V.I.U.S.: The sound of the album is very West Coast underground oriented: a very positive vibe, with that boom bap feel.


CR: Official Boom Bap Hip Hop


LU: What is the difference between an A.V.I.U.S. record and a 3 The Hardway record?


CY: More of a collab feeling as far as the dj element, meaning a lot more scratching. And also everyone grew as artists.


AV: The A.V.I.U.S. “Patience” album was a very aggressive album, almost angry, where as the 3 The Hardway "Set In Stone” album has more of an up-tempo good-vibe feel. It still has the “classic” A.V.I.U.S. rugged delivery, and has cuts on every track giving it a totally different feel than “Patience.” As a whole it showcased how much we have each grown as artists and proved that we work well together in our own aspects of the group

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LU: Es-Nine, who would you most love to work with as a producer?


ES: I gotta say Rakim, Nas, and Jay-Z are at the top of my list.


LU: What are your feelings on the Denver hip hop scene? Who would you like to collaborate with? Would you leave Denver to “make it” on a larger scale?


AV: We love the Denver hip hop scene and the music scene in general. It has opened the door for us and given us a home and opportunity to make our mark on the industry. Honestly we would love to make it from here, but should the opportunity present itself yes we would, but only to open the door for ourselves and the rest of the scene here in Colorado.


ES: We have a new motto this year that we created with L.I.F.E.House (L.I.F.E. Crew, House of Waxx) 2009 is a new year and we need to come together with everyone. Give everyone a shot, and see what happens.


AV: We love the Denver hip hop scene and the music scene in general. It has opened the door for us and given us a home and opportunity to make our mark on the music industry. Honestly we would love to make it from here, but, should the opportunity present itself: yes we would, but only to open the door four ourselves and the rest of the scene here in Colorado.


CY: The scene is growing rapidly and I am impressed with the older cats in the scene growing into their own sound and things will only get bigger and better in CO.


LU: DJ Cysko Rockwell, tell us about your accomplishments as a DJ, a bit about the Crunk Bros., and your plans as a DJ for the future.


CY: I have won plenty of little titles along the way as well as some big ones!


2002 Barts Champion

2002 Guitar Center Colorado Blvd. District Champion

2002 Guitar Center Phoenix Regional Finalist

2003 Barts Runner Up(2nd)

2003 Next Level TV show Champion

2004 Guitar Center District Champion (Vegas, Phoenix, Utah, Colorado)

2004 Guitar Center LA Regional Finalist

2004 DMC Boulder Runner Up (2nd)

2006 DMC Boulder Champion

2006 DMC USA Finalist

2006 DMC Battle For Supremacy USA top 8

2006 Guitar Center Colorado District Champion

2006 Guitar Center San Francisco West Coast Regional Champion

2006 Guitar Center USA top 6

2007 DMC USA Runner Up (2nd place)


The Crunk Brothers are still working(somewhat) Thought, Shake, and Mier are busy with their new ventures and I wish them well, I am just happy to see them spin here and there. Tense and Discord are staying busy doing their thing with their groups (Maneline, and Boom Box Saints) as well as playing out when they can. Es-Nine and myself are trying to work on some new 2 by 4 routines and we spin the Tooeys night every first Saturday of the month and i am spinning Tooeys on another night i am starting as well as the loft every wed. I will e doing more underground and club nights in the future as well as shows. So be on the lookout for those nights. On another note I will be releasing at least 4 to 5 mix cds this year as well as working on my solo production/collabo project. On top of that you will see my name in all of the major dj battles this year (The Gong, Scribble Jam, DMC showcase and head to head, and maybe a few others) so keep your fingers crossed for your big CO homie and hopefully we will bring home a US title for our square state!


LU: Es Nine, how did you get started producing, what equipment do you use, and where did you go to school?


ES: I actually started as a DJ and from there I wanted to do much more than just play records I loved. I wanted to make them. The first piece of equipment I did anything with was on my mentor’s (El Sun) MPC 2000. But, my first exposure to production equipment was the EPS which later became the ASR10. I received my engineering degree at the conservatory of recording arts and sciences in Arizona. The best investment I made in my career.


LU: What artists are your biggest inspirations?


CR: Good music is what fuels me. I just love good hip hop and the shit is not dead. I think there is more good hip hop out there than ever before. But with that said there is twice as much bullshit you have to drudge through to find it. I am going to keep myself making mix cds, battle routines and now beats because that is what I love to do.


LU: Where do you see hip hop headed in the next few years? Do you see yourselves updating your sound to keep up with the ever-changing face of hip hop, or is the plan to stick with the true school sound 100%?


CR: I personally will keep doing what I have done in the past and maybe branching out to new avenues on my own path(as far a s my djing) but as for the group, we will keep making that authentic hip hop sound and not try to be scenesters but still keep up with the hot sounds.


AV: Don’t know where it is going…But as long as we do what we do, that is all that we can do. We don’t try to change ourselves with the newest trends of music. It hasn’t gotten us to where we are, and it sure won’t get us to where we are going.


LU: What keeps you motivated as a group and as solo artists in hip hop?


AV: My biggest inspiration is my kids, they keep me going and give me a reason to succeed. Music as a whole is an inspiration, it allows me to let go and tell my story and hopefully touch other people. Motivation is never needed. The will to succeed and belief in myself and my group is all we got.


The new album “Set In Stone” is available at Twist and Shout Records, or online at:

www.mysonictonic.com/3thehardway

www.myspace.com/03thehardway

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

3 THE HARDWAY LIVE @ THE GOTHIC

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3 The Hard Way


My man A.V.I.U.S. hit me off with this, looks like they rocked for around 800 people that night as headliner!!!

Song produced by Kid Hum

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

LIVE FOOTAGE OF 3 THE HARDWAY W/ BRAILLE!

I was actually at this show, and saw this whole thing go down, it was really something.

Basically they were opening up for Braille, and asked him if he could do the "Unusual" song with them live on stage.

So Braille goes out to his car, and sits in his car for 30 minutes practicing the song, and memorizes all the lyrics on the spot.

So when you see this video keep in mind that although it looks like these guys have been doing this song on stage for years, they hadn't even REHEARSED it.

Miraculous.

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Taken from the award winning new album from 3 The Hardway entitled "Set in Stone".

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

TICKET GIVEAWAY

Free Tickets to go see 3 The Hardway on February 28th!!!

Just send an email to rikki@sodajerkpresents.com, and make sure you include your Name, Phone Number, and exactly what show you want to go see!

We also have Free Tickets to The Pirate Signal on March 14th, so that last part is important!














If you read our album review, then you already know the deal, this will be your first opportunity to cop this soon to be legendary release.

3 The Hardway is going to unveil the album to the streets at the end of this month, at their album release party. Check out the Flyer.























(There are FIVE PAIRS of tickets, so hurry up while supplies last. Contest ends 2/25/09)

FREE TICKETS!!! GO GET THEM!!!

Thursday, February 12, 2009

ALBUM REVIEW: "SET IN STONE"

This is the debut album from 3 The Hardway, a group consiting of A.V.I.U.S. (MC), Cysko Rokwel (DJ), and Es-Nine (Producer).


















Cysko- On this album you will realize that the best Recording DJ alive, is DJ Cysko Rokwel. This is a work of art on his part, and you just simply don't hear cuts and phrasing like this, much less as well thought out and with as much digging behind it as Cysko's work on "Set In Stone". From the very start (Set In Stone Intro), Cysko is showing and proving just that. He sets the bar, and then maintains his own pace, which is something most artists have trouble with.

Es-Nine- What else can I say, this producer is among the best. He is ready to be recognized with the Nicolay's and 9th Wonder's of the world, and is making producers like DJ Premier and Pete Rock very proud.

A.V.I.U.S.- This MC has been on his grind. He has seen more stages these last two years than anybody. He is a true poet, who means every word he says, and who is really in love with his Raps. A typical coversation with him goes like this, "yo what up A.V.I.U.S." "not much, man that reminds me of this lyric I just wrote, check it out".


The three of them are known for their high energy shows, volume, and for rockin the stage together as a close-knit posse.

Soon they will most likely be known for releasing one of the most pivotal true-school Hip Hop albums of the 21st Century.

Here are some reasons why.

Better Dayz-

This song is truly timeless. So timeless it sound like it could have been recorded in a dream. Not just any dream though, more like a Deja-Vu. Like you are remembering something but dreaming about it at the same time. Feel me?


The horns during the hook really take this song in a different direction, while most of the time it leaves a lot of open space above your head, so that you can really picture Rapper A.V.I.U.S.
However, A.V.I.U.S. catches onto the relaxed rhythm perfectly, and it mellows him out, to the point where you can also focus on the soulful vocal sampling, interspersed throughout the beat.
Everything in it's right place. Dope. And yet it feels entirely different from the rest of the album...

Main Stage-

This song has been in circulation for awhile now. It's a collabaration with DEFARI! And honestly, it is one of our favorite songs by Defari, ever. And we are huge Defari fans. But the great thing about SET IN STONE, is that all the featured MC's come so correct, that I find myself ranking their work on SET IN STONE among their best work ever.

The beat marches, and Defari says some really cool shit. Great lyrics, the hook is wild, Cysko's cuts at the end is some of the best phrasing, ever.

And the Mini-Hook?


Make sure you check these guys out live, where this song is is a heavy fan favorite.


Cold World-

We love a good shot at society. And while A.V.I.U.S. isn't exactly known for his political material, this song ranks among the best social critiques in Hip Hop we've ever heard. It's truly some shit the revolutionaries out there can be proud of.


Its not on some pretensious hate based angst-ridden bullshit, its some real shit, from a real MC, who would rather not have to write this song, but its the truth, and most political Rappers really miss the mark compared to a joint like this.

Its not another song by the rebellious son of a senator, about what he read in the newspaper, its a real song, by a real MC, about what he sees in the Streets.


And Cysko absolutely murders the cuts, again, and again. And it should be said right now that Cysko really needs some recognition from this album, because he is changing the game, and may just be the best Recording DJ alive.



In Need-

Es-Nine is a G and by G I mean a Genius for this one. He picked a recurring melody for this song, which will be stuck in your head for the rest of your life. OOOOO OOO WHOOO OOOOO OOOO. Something like that. It reminds me of smiling. And tears of joy. And its Love.


Positive Direction-


This is my favorite song on the album right now. I'm all about positive over negative. Cysko went in on those cuts, digging hard to find the right samples to convey that righteous message.


This is going to be my favorite song on this album, and that is saying a lot, because they have a song with Defari, and another song with Braille.


Everything about this song is just fly, bubbling, risin to the top. It just gels. Es-Nine took what was once a happy sample, and put some ANGUISH into it. UNNHHHH!!!

A.V.I.U.S. has a flow on this reminicent of getting slashed 45 times with a stiletto, OUCH! He is just slicing at you!


Reach For The Stars-

This song had me pushing pause, and running for my Bong, which is a good thing.


Another crazy beat from Es-Nine, this one MARCHES, Es-Nine is the king of the March Style. He is a Hip Hop General of this Rap Army.


This is another one of those songs on the album that should be a single. (By my count there is at least 7 singles on this album. Which is unprecendented.)


As for Cysko... Dave Herrera already told you about those Biggie cuts, this song should have been on the Notorious soundtrack with that alone.


Remember-

The lyrical value of the hook on this song is Priceless. "I Sit and Wonder, Without Music would I Be, Lost in Life with no Goals Ambitions or Dreams?" !!!

Well said!


Cysko changes it up too! Instead of the insane complexity of his phrasing habits, he fucks with taking to one cut with the precision that only a National DMC Champion can exhibit.

Truth-


Holy Fuck! This is another Single!


This is a completely unique song, because who else has The Dilated Peoples personally writing rhymes about Colorado for their album? And Rakaa kills it.

Another perfect selection of cuts by DJ Cysko Rokwel, throwing some motherfuckin A Few Good Men in that shit? WHAT?! Classic. And then A.V.I.U.S. just smacks the shit out of the haters, and might have even outshined Rakaa? Yeah I said it...

Unusual-


This song features Braille of Lightheaded, and its my favorite Braille song that I have heard since 2004. He goes hard over this beat.

These guys performed this song with Braille ON THE FLY, at the D-Note, and it was CRAZY. They did it perfectly, and Braille just unleashed over Es-Nine's beat.


The way the beat and the melody drop in for the hook is so perfect. and so smooth.

We Here-

The thing I gotta say about this song is, that it is yet ANOTHER magnum opus of cuts by DJ Cysko Rokwel, at the end of the song. Who is doing phrasing like this? Who is digging for samples like this? This dude is a real Hip Hop DJ. Colorado Rappers should be throwing massive amounts of money at this dude, because your album would be so much better.

The rest...

The rest of the songs are great Hip Hop music. They might not have stuck out to me, but they are the type of songs that once all the singles get played out, make great rare gems for underground Hip Hop DJ's. And even on the songs where the beats and rhymes may have not been speaking to me, Cysko still did his thing. So this album is SOLID, which more than more than I can say for 95% of the albums out there. I usually like a handful of songs from an album, but skip over the rest, but not with "Set in Stone".

This is the sound of Denver personified. Well done homies!


This album drops on February 28th, make sure you attend the Release Party! And BUY the album. I know I will. It's well worth it.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

TICKET GIVEAWAY

Want to go see 3 The Hardway and Cysko Rokwel open up for The X-Ecutioners?

Just send an email to info@bouldertheater.com, with an answer to THIS question....

"Cysko Rokwel and Roc Raida of the X-Ecutioners share more than just a similar name. Which major USA DJ Battle have both of these DJ's taken either 1st, 2nd, or 3rd place in?"

Ok I imagine this will be a real hard one for anybody that doesn't read this blog on a daily basis. ;-) So if you really know your shit, make sure you send that Email!

FREE TICKETS!!!


Sunday, February 1, 2009

3 THE HARDWAY ALBUM RELEASE PARTY














We'll have an album review for this soon, but judging by the album snippets posted over at Westword, this shit is gonna hit, HARD.

Anyways, 3 The Hardway is going to unveil the album to the streets at the end of this month, at their album release party. Check out the Flyer.























Bonus:

This is a promotional cartoon 3 The Hardway put out there for "Set in Stone"

Check it out!

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

SONGS OF THE COLORADO RAP REPORT TRACKLIST

This is the official tracklist for our upcoming compilation entitled "Songs Of The Colorado Rap Report".

We will be dropping this in February. Cover Art coming soon...

The album should be a good reference for out of state peoples as far as what has been recently going in with Colorado Hip Hop.

Artist "Track" (Album (Release Date)

1. 1865 "I Am Gangster...I Am Money" (The Sodium Girl EP (2008)
2. 1865 "Men From Space" (TCRR Exclusive)
3. 1865 "Animal World" (Dark Meat Damage (Coming Soon)
4. 3 The Hardway ft. Defari "Mainstage" (Set In Stone (Feb. 28th, 2009)
5. Whygee ft. Charley Brand and Ms. Jones "A Colorado Life" (TCRR Exclusive)
6. Whygee & Sunken State ft. DJ BMoney "Good and Bad" (The Suicide Watch EP (2008)
7. Whygee & Sunken State ft. DJ BMoney "Adam and Eve" (The Suicide Watch EP (2008)
8. The Pirate Signal "Hood Hop" (Of Gods and Gangsters Vol.1 (2008)
9. The Pirate Signal ft. Sence One "Bang!" (Of Gods and Gangsters Vol.1 (2008)
10. Maneline ft O.N.E. "Good & Bad" (& Sew Its Seams (2008)
11. Maneline ft. 9th. Ave Choir "Ain't Real Ain't Right" (& Sew Its Seams) (2008)
12. Kid Hum "Prayer" (Fossil Fuel (2008)
13. Iman S. "Dada Day" (TCRR Exclusive)
14. The Illacide "Work Hard" (TCRR Exclusive)
15. Ichiban "Day In The Life" (Psycle Analysis (2008)
16. Emily McLean "Man on Fire" (Untitled LP (Coming soon)
17. Distrakt "Stereotypes" (Distraktions (2006)
18. Dent ft. Sol Powa and D.O. "Just Ride" (Confi-Dent (2008)
19. Deca "Aquarium" (The Hedonist (2007)
20. Colorado Casuals "Its Denver" (TCRR Exclusive)
21. Bad Clients "Say Sumpthin" (Check The Resume (Coming Soon)
22. Audible Audities ft. Luckyiam "Headnodic" (Last Call Poets (2007)


As you can see from our Hyperlinks, the music on this compilation is entirely taken from articles we have written over the past 4 months.

So if you feel like we left you out get at us with some music!

Thursday, November 6, 2008

3 THE HARDWAY ALBUM IS "SET IN STONE"










We have received word that 3 The Hardway is gearing up to release their new album, which they have named "Set In Stone".

This album is highly anticipated indeed, as it is to included some proper features from Braille (Lightheaded), Defari (Likwit Crew) and Doujah Raze (Rawkus).

Also, 3 The Hardway made some major moves last week in preparation for the album, signing a 3 YEAR BROADCAST/DISTRIBUTION DEAL with Mysonictonic Records.

Mysonictonic will be promoting/pushing the A.V.I.U.S. "Patience" album as well as the upcoming 3 The Hardway "Set In Stone" album.

Here is an official statement from the group:


"We would like to Thank EVERYONE who has supported 3 The Hardway/House of Waxx Recordings and Clarence Hester from Mysonictonic Records, for believing in our talent...

This is HUGE STEP in the direction we are pushing for...so keep your eyes and ears posted for more BIG things in the works with Mysonictonic Records...

Sincerely,

3 The Hardway
House of Waxx Recordings
Mysonictonic Records
www.mysonictonic.com/3thehardway
"


FYI, we have had a copy of the Defari track for months now, and the only way to describe it is CLASSIC. We are waiting for a final cut from 3 The Hardway any day now so that we can show you what we mean. Stay tuned.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

DJ CYSKO ROKWEL @ DMC CHAMPIONSHIPS

DJ Cysko Rokwel (Crunk Brothers/3 The Hardway/Basementalism)



Bonus Cysko



The Crunk Brothers are like the fuckin Allies or Beat Junkies of Colorado.

Their crew consists of DJ Discord, DJ Tense, DJ Thought, DJ Mier, DJ Shake, DJ Es Nine, and DJ Cysko Rokwel...

3 THE HARDWAY IN CONCERT

Coming soon, exclusive music from 3 The Hardway, but for now, come see this all star trio of Hip Hoppers live in concert at one of the following events!





































If you haven't ever seen 3 The Hardway, you should really support, and we'll tell you why.

All sorts of know nothing fans will shell out dollar dollar bills all day to bring out groups from the east coast, complete with 3 hype men, a prop DJ who does nothing, etc...

At the same time, here in Colorado, we have a group that centers its live performance around their champion DJ, Cysko Rokwel, who is constantly adding live scratches, who is constantly changing the beat live on two turntables, and who is given two showcases to do his Battle Routines every time 3 The Hardway takes the stage.

Everybody talks about Real Hip Hop, but when Rock the Bells or Paid Dues comes to town I don't see ONE artist on stage who is doing anything as REAL as what these cats are doing. You've all seen it before, east coast rapper will stop the show half way through and give his "who is the backbone of the culture?" speech, before introducing ass DJ who will do a few body tricks, in addition to a wick-wack juggle of "It Takes Two".

Word.